I am kind of awkward, silly and dorky so there’s that. I’m not, you know, trying to make any federal offenses and hacking into FBI databases and that sort of thing, as far as you know.
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
Baby Sister: what dogs do you want tonight?
Me: I'll take take Dallas.
Baby Sister: so you want Minnie?
Me: I had Minnie last night so I'll take Dallas.
Baby Sister: kay kay, good night.
Me: alright, good negotiations.
i said i loved her.
and she ditched me.
Baby Sister: *getting ready to leave for her friend's*
Me: *upset Baby Sister isn't hanging out with me*
Baby Sister: I'm leaving, bye, love you!
Baby Sister: Don't you love me? Love me!
Me: Love you too.
Baby Sister: *super happy*
Me: I don't like you very much right now, but I love you.
Baby Sister: ...
Still drinking and eating cupcakes!!! I shall read it later!!!
i want a cupcake!
send it with the snow :)