We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

Your antagonist has to babysit your protagonist who has been aged down to a child.

myherocomplex:

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

I don’t even know where to start on this one.

I actually had this conversation with one of the freshman on the soccer team in high school.

SHARE 6 FACTS, TAG 6 FOLLOWERS, READY SET GO!

tagged by itsalwaysfour

1) I can squat more weight than the all of my coworkers who squat. Which also translate to I can squat more weight than the majority of members who go to my gym. I’m very proud of this. 

2) My manager and I get confused ALL the time. I’ve started responding to Tiffany (and I am so not a Tiffany) and the other day some actually asked if we’re related.

3) My right middle finger is 1/8th of an inch shorter than my left middle finger and I used it creep kids out all the time. 

4) I spend a large portion of my time at work analyzing members’ posture and gait. 

5) I have 6 tattoos and I want several more and I use my tattoos to entertain children. 

6) I wrote like 7 other different facts but I deleted them because they weren’t terribly happy and it took me like 3 times as long to write this and it’s now way past my bedtime. I also have a bedtime I never follow. 

Tagging: rosietwiggs, incrediblyunoriginal, kellynazelie, sophieingelaere, seize-saidin, aditunosaonserei

There are regulars whose names I remember but pretend I don’t because I don’t want them to misinterpret my knowing their name and think I like them.

asvprock:

every fucking day

asvprock:

every fucking day

thesoftghetto:

Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.

liberallogic101:

I’m going to leave this right here…

liberallogic101:

I’m going to leave this right here…